Véi, cadê minhas nozes?
Nozes? Que nozes?
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Quando minha mãe começa a brigar comigo
Na frase “Eu amo a escola” o Sujeito tem problemas.
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! . im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Difícil mesmo é saber o que aconteceria se o Pinóquio dissesse: “Meu nariz crescerá agora!”
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