Véi, cadê minhas nozes?


Nozes? Que nozes?

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Quando minha mãe começa a brigar comigo

oque eu tenho vontade de fazer:

adeus mundo cruel

(derpete)

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Na frase “Eu amo a escola” o Sujeito tem problemas.

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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

ok

  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! . im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

Difícil mesmo é saber o que aconteceria se o Pinóquio dissesse: “Meu nariz crescerá agora!”

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